On holiday in USA with OFT . Good luck to us both being cooped up in small room in decidedly unglam, 3 star hotel on beach front. Caught a whiff of his breath today ad he leaned over desk to rent a car. It was putrid and disgusting to a ridiculous degree. I nearly fainted
Meanwhile I was given the pip by bell hop who asked me “Spreken Ze Deutsh?” What on earth?
Do I look like a wizened Claudia Schiffer?
The River Files 