Last of the summer outdoor lunches today? Glorious day. Invited neighbours round for lunch on spur of monent. Did not expect them to accept. They did. How nice. They are off on Safari tomorrow to Botswana’s Okavanga Delta to see multitude of marvellous wildlife.
As OFT sat back in his chair on patio, hands behind his head listening, I noticed his smart, Saville Row shirt not tucked in and his white, blubbery, hairy stomach was hanging out. Somehow the word Hippopotamus and then warthog, sprang to mind.
The River Files 