I am the above. Trembling with suppressed rage. The unwanted one is STILL here. Shows no signs of departing. Accordingly River sprites and I are having to spend inordinate amounts of time out of the house. Thank goodness for the blue skies and gorgeous weather.
Person sits and grunts on sofa or retires to room to watch “Love Island” – need I say more about the calibre? – then emerges to be possibly even more unhelpful and pour themselves another glass of champagne.
Then sitting on sofa for hours on end watching Mens final at Wimbledon . I was told this ordeal was just for the weekend. Er….
Meadowsweet in the hedgerows
…ahem it is Sunday night?
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